About Big Tech Energy

What exactly is Big Tech Energy? 

In the mystical land of rain, coffee, and ever-present gray skies, Seattle has become the ultimate haven for "Big Tech Energy," a term which captures the awe-inspiring influence of technological behemoths. Microsoft, Tableau, T-Mobile and their leaders have shaped this city over the decades. However, all of these monoliths pale in comparison to the greatest of all Seattleites: Amazon’s Jeff Bezos. In the Emerald City, Jeff Bezos reigns supreme, and the city owes all of its culture, wealth and abundance to him.

We at Big Tech Energy have crafted an online marketplace dedicated to celebrating our illustrious leader, Jeff Bezos.

Our Vision

At Big Tech Energy, we believe in the transformative power of embracing the Amazonian way. Our vision is to spread the good word of Jeff Bezos far and wide, offering a curated collection of products inspired by the spirit of "Big Tech Energy." 

The Jeff Way

Jeff Bezos has created a beautiful new world for us. Every product we desire is available at the click of a button and can be delivered to our doorsteps. Alexa is always there to listen to our concerns and recommend products to address them. Ring cameras keep our homes safe. And now, Jeff leads us in our quest to reach the stars via Blue Origin.

We know that if we give our hearts, our money and our lives to him, he will lead us to a brighter future, and someday, his believers will join him in the cloud.

Our Promise

For every product you buy, we donate 10% of the proceeds to our own bank accounts (as well as the other 90%). Jeff teaches us that there is no greater motive than profit, no greater virtue than consumerism and no greater aspiration than personal wealth.

May your orders forever be delivered on-time, and may the Jeff shine his beautiful bald head upon you.